San Diego Soliloquies

Tuesday, July 15, 2003

The Depths of "Public Service"

Though we may have passed each other in the halls of Mama Qualcomm, I only know Steven DenBeste as a man who has proven more than once (and in painstaking detail) that he doesn't know scheiss from shinola. But I am shocked, nay, schocked to find out he's single, but honorable. Now a few of the boys have theorized the source of SDB's loghorrea, though being boys themselves there really is only one diagnosis (the same for everything from headaches to cancer for the adoloscent male) SDB needs to get laid.

And Umm boys? Make sure she isn't professional or female. Yikes.


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